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Photo of the Day: ‘Tribute’ to the Indian industry I know

Today, India marks its 66th independence anniversary. The major contact I’d had with Indians is their movie industry called bollywood. Here are some observations about that:

1. Every movie has the same storyline. In the old days, movies always involved the hot guy saving the hot girl from the villains. Now, the hot guy falls in love with the girl, but somehow they just can’t or don’t want to be together, so the movie is a series of events which makes
them fall for each other. Where is the originality?

2. There are so many issues in the world but a Bollywood film will always be a love story showing a middle aged actress falling in love with a hero who looks like her kid brother.

3. The singing and dancing. Every 20 minutes, the actor bursts into song and, instantly, all the village people/college students/people at the mall/wedding guests start singing and dancing in sync with each other. Haba! How did they get to know the dance steps/lyrics?

4. The sound effects accompanying the fake punches and kicks. The same sounds are used for every action sequence in every movie. Bullets are seemingly absorbed into the hero’s skin and he usually loses his shirt in the fracas.

5. The vulgarity. Was it really necessary for the heroine needs to strip down to a bikini just to dance?

6. Movies that deal with serious issues have at least one comedic character. The viewers don’t need some wannabe cowboy with a ditzy blonde for a girlfriend as comic relief.

7. The westernisation of Indian movies is really laughable, as if they’re trying to convince themselves that that’s what they really are. Which Indian family happily lets their daughter and sisters drive in top-open
cars, picking up their guy friends and going to dance clubs in locations which look strangely like Italy?

8. The songs. You know there’s something seriously wrong when you hear that someone’s 4-year-old daughter can sing that insane ‘Sheila’ song but still can’t recite the alphabet.

9. Their movies are too long. The song ‘Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon’ in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song. The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film.

10. Never mind all these stories up there! Indian movies have good story-lines anyway! Among the most interesting knowledge-based ones (I can remember) I had seen are; Three Idiots, Every Child is Special (Like Stars on Earth), Robot, Game, Suriavansham and Players. What interests you about Indians?

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Photo of the Day: A rich man once used it

Be Wise!

Be Wise!

I recall dad telling me about a man in my Neighborhood who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80’s edition Honda Prelude. Bet it with me, you wouldn’t buy that car for 50k today.

I remember as a kid, my whole street converged to watch a truck deliver a very large satellite dish to my neighbor’s house. Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5 times the value and is in almost every poor man’s room (e.g. Startimes).

What about the Volkswagen Santana, Mercedes Benz
V booth, 505 cocaine, all overtaken by Camry,Honda discussions and Infinity? …. Vanity.

Back in 2002, a friend declared drinks (not hard ones o!) for the boys because he just launched the Nokia Communicator for over a hundred grand in 2002. Today, that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phone (3310 etc). What about the MTN sim card that many people went extra miles before they bought for over 30k? Today, you will not buy it at N100.

People are still making the most amazing sacrifices over the ‘vainest’ of things, make enemies over worthless material things. What can I say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today and see what becomes of it tomorrow.

Slow down with the sense of attachment and blind
pursuit of things, for today’s ‘gold’ is tomorrow’s
‘copper’.

So be wise!


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Photo of the Day: The tale of an entrepreneur

The travails of an entrepreneur

The travails of an entrepreneur

This is a portrayal of a typical entrepreneur in an part of the world. It is true that successful entrepreneurs are known for pursuing their strong visions and overcoming many obstacles on the way to achieving them. Many entrepreneurs face issues such as how to organise their succession planning in a suitable,
structured manner, while still allowing them to access their assets, thus enabling them to continue to pursue their entrepreneurial activities.

But a situation where government through its agencies are after you to pay various bills isn’t always an interesting thing to behold. In this picture, the entrepreneur is working while all those standing around him (labeled in the fashionable Nigerian tags) are waiting to collect their share.

All I can say is kudos to the successful entrepreneurs against the odds of these pests!

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Photo of the Day: Tailor carry my sallah cloth run

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As Muslims all over the world mark the end of the Ramadan fast with the Eid-el-Fitri today, I think it’s important to share this!

The man in this picture is purportedly crying over his inability to don the festive dressing on the day of eid. He had given the dress to his tailor who failed to meet up with the deadline. He is crying over the disappointment. If you were in his shoes, would you do the same?

If I were him, I wouldn’t be bothered by that. Afterall, there were many people that started the Ramadan but didn’t grace today. I would urge him to think of a family member or friend or member of the community he knew that died over the past year. Did they know that last year would be their last Ramadan and that they wouldn’t make it to this year’s Ramadan? What about those alive but had not means of buying the clothing?

Indeed, the month of Ramadan had taught us humility, perseverance, love, self-restraint among other virtues. Why not thank Allah for seeing you through this one! Did I hear you say ALHAMDULILLAH? Just be thankful in whatever condition you find yourself! Utilize every breath after Ramadan to keep living Ramadan.

Eid Mubarak!

Photo of the Day: Three Strong Men

Stop them whenever you see such happen elsewhere! It isn’t good a act. What if they get injured? What if the fence falls? Parents have to be watchful of where their wards go!

Take heed!

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How to Save $17,000 Teaching in Korea

Let’s talk money! 

Sure, some may say talking about your salary is gauche, but if you’re looking to move to Korea to work as an ESL teacher (like I did), then money is surely one of the first things on your mind.

Whether your motivation is paying back student loans, saving up for grad school, or funding an extended backpacking trip around the world, it’s more than just ‘culture’ that draws young university graduates all the way out here! I’m talking won, and millions of won!


So just how much money can you save from a year teaching in Korea?

Before we figure out how much you can save in a year, I’m going to talk you through my salary and my monthly spending so that you too can figure out how much you’ll be able to save depending on your lifestyle.

The salary of an English teacher can range from 1.9 million won to 2.4 million won for teaching at a public school or a private academy (hagwon). Pay varies on location, experience, education, and additional TESL certifications.


My salary as an English teacher = 2.1 million won

And this is a look at how I spent my money on a monthly basis:


Accommodation

Free! One of the best things about working as a teacher is that your Korean apartment is covered by your school!

Total = 0
 


Food

Eating out in Korea is very affordable if you eat at your local kimbap restaurant. These little restaurants serve traditional Korean meals, most of which revolve around rice, noodles, and kimchi. You can expect to get a tuna or tofu stew with rice for 5,000 won, kimchi fried rice for 4,000 won, or beef dumplings for 2,500 won. Because many of the meals in these restaurants are rice based, they are very filling. Also, every dish comes with at least 3 side dishes which means you’re getting your money’s worth. If you go out to a foreign food restaurant you can expect to pay 10,000 to 20,000 for a dish.

Groceries are a completely different story, especially when it comes to the fresh produce section – ie. fresh fruits and vegetables cost about the same as gold.

I usually ate out once a day and cooked a simple meal at home.
 

Total = 400,000 won


Booze

I went out for drinks a few times when I first moved here and soon realized it was putting a hole in my wallet as well as ruining my Saturday mornings, so that was that. No soju or makkoli for me aside from the occasional get together.

If you do drink, you can expect to pay 10,000 won for cocktails at a bar. (You can easily spend 50,000 to 100,000 won in one night depending on how heavy you’re going.) A pitcher of local beer will be fairly cheap, and even cheaper than that is going to the local 7 Eleven or grocery store and picking up a bottle of soju.

Total = 0 won


Transportation

If I had stayed in my city there wouldn’t have been a need for me to use transportation; my work was a 2 minute walk away, and I had a supermarket, movie theatre and restaurants within walking distance. However, staying within the confines of your neighbourhood when you’re in a new country is highly unlikely – you’ll want to explore!

I used to charge 10,000 won a week on my T-money card to go out on weekends, and I was using mine A LOT! You may be able to get by on less depending on how often you use it.
 

Total = 40,000 won
 

Telephone 

I got the most basic plan I could find at ‘The Arrival Store’ which happened to be a used cell phone. I paid $40 USD to rent my phone for the year, and my monthly bill came to 30,000 won (roughly $30) a month. It was a very straight forward process; I ordered the phone online and it was promptly delivered to my desk the following day. 

Total= 30,000 won
 

Electric bill 

I’ve heard some teachers had ridiculously low bills around 50,000 won a month, but unfortunately, that wasn’t the case for me. Even though I consumed very little electricity, my bill usually hovered around the 120,000 mark as did my coworkers’ bills. I have a feeling that in my particular building each apartment paid a set fee based on its size and occupancy as opposed to consumption.
 
Total= 120,000 won 


Gas bill

This was my favourite bill of them all – the one for the gas I used on my cooking stove. The highest bill I ever got was just under $3 USD, but it was often just over $1.50 USD. Best part about it was that this bill only came every 3 months! That goes to show you how often I cooked, or how cheap the gas is… 

Total = 2,000 won
 

Internet bill 

Again, there were cheaper internet providers out there, but I was stuck with the plan the previous teachers had. Not a complete rip-off, but you can get monthly plans for as little as 18,000 won.
 

Total = 30,000 won
 

Going out & shopping

A lot of the places I visited this year around the country and around my city were either free or extremely affordable: temples, food markets, palaces, museums, parks.

In terms of shopping, I am probably not the best example since I was absolutely frugal this year. I recall going shopping a total of 4-5 times and one of those times I stumbled upon a massive sale at Forever21 which means I walked out with a handful of cute summer dresses for a fraction of their original cost. When I wasn’t shopping in the sales rack, I was browsing the underground shopping center at Jonggak Station, where there are bargains to be had. 

I went out during the spring and summer months a lot more than I did during winter (which I spent hibernating indoors), but this is my rough estimate.

Total = 120,000 won

Trips around Korea

I travelled quite a bit during my year in Korea. There were a few overnight trips to places likeBusan, Damyang, Gwangju and Boseong, and lots of day trips to places like Seoul, Cheonan, Boryeong, Daejeon and Samcheok.

The day trips were quite affordable, especially travelling on the Mugunghwa train. They usually came to no more than 35,000 won including transportation and food in the city. 

Weekend trips including food, transportation, accommodations , and sightseeing usually came to 150,000 won. Of course these overnight weekend trips weren’t a monthly occurrence, but I’ll keep those in as a monthly cost in case you’re planning to do quite a bit of travel.

Total = 150,000 won


Deductions

There were also monthly deductions made to my pay cheque in the form of a security deposit for my apartment, and tax contributions, but I have not included those as most of that money was returned to me at the end of the year.


The Bonuses!

If you last a full year in Korea, then your bank account is in for a real treat on month number 12! Aside from your final pay cheque, you’ll get your severance pay (which is equal to one month’s pay), your pension (to which you contribute half, and your employer contributes the other), your apartment’s security deposit, and your airfare reimbursement for your flight back home.

What was left over at the end of the month?
 

1,208,000  won

That is roughly about $1,083 (USD) left over at the end of the month. So, times that by 11 months (because my first month’s pay was measly) and you have $11,913 at the end of the year. Plus add all your bonuses which you get at the end which come to over $5,000.

You have yourself roughly

$ 17,000 in one year.

I’ll admit, I was careful with my spending, but I also had plenty of weekends away and outings in the city. I know people who have managed to save even more than I did, and others who managed to save less. It all depends on your lifestyle and just how motivated you are.

 
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Interestingly Unknown Facts

1. The most common name in the world is Muhammed.

2. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

3. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

4. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

5. When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

6. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

7. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Answer – All invented by women

8. All polar bears are left handed

9. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

10. The Eskimos have the highest IQ in the world.

11. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

12. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

13. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is
different.

14. Penguin is the only BIRD that can swim,
but not fly.

15. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of
stone.

16. The phrase “to go scot free” originated back in the twelfth century. A scot was a tax or forced contribution payable by the subjects of a municipality, later including the payment for one’s share for entertainment in a tavern. Thus, as originally intended, a person who went scot free was merely one who was free from the burden of paying a fine or tax, or, in a tavern, was under no obligation to pay a share of the score. Now, we use it when we mean “to be free of penalty, or exempt from punishment or injury.”

17. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit A 4 ft tall child inside. Nothing to worry, though….They are Herbivorous!

50% of people who read this will try to lick
their elbow

Good day!

DEFINITIONS THAT ARE FUNNY BUT TRUE

SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
STUDENT: Someone who knows little of everything.
PROFESSOR: Someone that knows a lot about so little.
LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY: A place where success comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest…except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes
E.T.C: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Dumbest Laws in some Parts of the World

AREN’T THESE LAWS DUMB?

Oh my God! What kind of laws are these? Don’t you think they sound funny? What do you feel?

It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings. (United Kingdom)

It is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman. (Bromide, Oklahoma)

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. (Minnesota)

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. (Fargo, ND)

A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee. (Belgium)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (South Dakota)

One may not sniff glue. (Indiana)

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. (Connecticut)

You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. (Tulsa, Oklahoma)

It is illegal for women to wear wigs in denmark!

What do you think about these? Add your own!
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Yet, people say ‘E’ is the most often used letter of the English alphabet

Amazing Fact of the Day:

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby”, which contains over 50,000 words — none of them with the letter E!

Make Fun with the Social Media Network

Make Fun with the Social Media Network

Make Fun with the Social Media Network